KFD

Korean Fried Dog
Very fat butter squishy being squished by the biggest, fattest person in the whole wide world Palm pearls
Price: $3,000
White man eating chicken Black man being offered chicken White man stealing all the chicken

Like, a white man is eating chicken, and then there's, like, a black guy who gets offered some chicken. But the white man doesn't allow it and steals all the chicken. Classic chicken drama, right? *cluck cluck*

Meet Noah

Your crush is here! Now you can buy him and make him yours. Warning: May cause uncontrollable smiling and goofy giggles.

Noah smiling young man
It's the Big H, I came because I saw the cellular device on the camera,
it was 2 pixels wide and 1 pixel tall and I went in and out even if it's pretty small,
I walk down the stairs and shiver through the hairs of anyone that dares use a cell device,
I eat soda with ice but I'm actually quite nice,
I'm on here like white on rice,
I caught phoenix thrice on a cell device, with cricket wireless.
Yo, yo, A, A, A, the Big H, H, H, H, H, H, H, H, Big H.
Solo is almost homofiction, just creating friction because of your cell addiction which will make it...